He Makes Me Laugh

Bubba and Sb and I were just hanging out talking last night as the two little ones were in bed and Mark was at a meeting. We were chatting about myriad things from a really hard math test Bubba has today (he loves math, but this calculus class seems to be kicking his butt) to marriage and children.

Me(to SB): Oh, Bubba will get married and have babies. I know it.

Bubba: I'd like to have a kid, but I don't want to get married. Girls are stupid.

Me: Not all girls are stupid. and you can't have a baby without getting married.

Bubba: I know...But if I do get married, I only want a boy baby!

Me: I hope you have 5 girls!

Bubba: No, two girls on a row and I'd be done!

Me: Why? Wouldn't you want to try for a boy?

Bubba: No, because every girl I have increases my chances of going to prison more than they already are for killing boys who hurt the Princess or SB.

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Bubba: I could just live here forever. Forever. Foreeeeevvvvveeeerrrrr.

SB: What about mom and dad?

Bubba: They can stay too...until I kick them out.

Me: Oh, SB, when you come over and can't find us, check for fresh dirt in the backyard.

Bubba: I said I'd kick you out, not kill you! Geesh!

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Bubba: What I'd really like is just to win the lottery and never have to work. And I'd never get married. I'd just hire a maid to clean...but she'd have to cook too because I don't know how, and I don't want to learn...but then I'd have to pay her...maybe I should just get married.

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I won't go on to tell you about his conversations involving how old SB and the Princess will be when he's old enough to purchase a gun. I just hope someday he lets THEM get married!