Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire

I've been waiting for a package to come. It's taking FOREVER and the UPS site has been no help as it never gave me an estimated date or anything, but I finally saw that it was "Out for Delivery" yesterday. It never came. I checked the UPS site this morning and it told me "Notice Left" at 6:17 last night. Hmmm... I went outside, checked for a notice, nothing. So I came in and called UPS and asked them. Apparently they came by last night at 6:17 and we were not here, so they left a notice in our mailbox that the package was being turned over to the post office and will be delivered by them. Except...at 6:17 last night? My family was sitting at our dining table eating dinner. Our dining table is in clear view of our front window. Which looks out to the street. The street the UPS guy would have had to be on to try to deliver our package or leave a notice. Neither of which he did. And? Someone was here all day and night long. There was not one moment yesterday when at least one person was not home. Liars.